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Once upon a time,  The males in the animal kingdom were rendezvousing as was their daily practice and the discussion shifted to their wives' faults.  Simba the lion went first. He said, you see my wife ehn, she's good óò but she's very arrogant and rude. She has too much pride and never listens to what I tell her. After he complained and all, Àjàpá, the Tortoise replied him, your wife does not have any fault óò jàre, compared to my wife's fault, hers is minimal. Just let her be!  Anansi the spider then spoke. You see my own wife ehn, she's dirty. She doesn't know how to clean or manage the home. She hardly cleans herself gan. She's always looking unkempt and our home is always a hotchpotch of all sorts of items. After he complained and all, Àjàpá, the Tortoise once again replied him, your wife does not have any fault óò jàre, compared to my wife's fault, hers is also minimal. Just let her be!  Then Billy the goat took to the podium. He started, shey you

What's Your Life Ambition? (The Multipotentialite Series 1)

When we were little, right from primary school, we were asked what profession we wanted to do when we grow up.   A lot of us replied with what we thought was choice professions e.g. Lawyer, Doctor, Engineer, Architect, Journalist etc. This trend continued to Secondary school wherein you were told to choose a department based on your interested profession or ambition, as it was so called. It was either you picked the Arts, Sciences or the "Commercial" department. So your life, education wise, was already being steered in a particular direction. By then, every student was expected to have a certain profession as your ambition in life. At this stage, if a student was asked what his ambition was; he was expected to give a definite reply, failure of which he was termed a non-serious element. It didn't occur to those asking the question back then that we might later grow interests in more than one profession or that the inability to give a definite answer was not bec

How to use the word 'UP'

There is  a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that  is 'UP' It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a  meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and wh y is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ? We  call UP our friends. And we use it to  brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble,  line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses..  To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be  opened UP because  it is stopped UP. We  open UP a store in the morning but we close  it UP at night. We seem  to

We deceive we

when the dew come pouring, when the sun smiles and goes into a dawn yawning there we tell love goodmorning And back when the spring's dry when the clouds go frowning wen the sun goes dim and shy into an evening boring there we tel luv 'gud'night (4rm dayo's "we deceive we")

Ai should kill ha

let the world be silent! let the wind too b still, for my love has com to me my love's deserted me let the noise be lifted let the whirl have its will for my love's deserted me (from dayo's "ai shud kil ha")

She broke my Heart!

You do not teach a bird to fly, if you think you do, you lie birds have no class in flying, You do not teach a bird to fly. You do not teach a heart to cry even if it has no eyes The heart has no joy in smiling when a love goes awry...   C'est Moi